Preparing for the Debate

Hello my fellow Canine Americans. I am sitting in the make-up chair awaiting the start of the first presidential debate. I've been thinking about how historical this election truly is. While I am honored to be a part of this monumental event, I must ask the important question: should I go with the red dress, or the blue?

The Dirty Thirty

Mother turns 30 today. I prepared breakfast in bed for her, a lovely medley of kibble and pre-chewed rawhide. Breakfast was accompanied by the latest issue of the AARP magazine which was greeted with a surly look.

Stella in '08

I've decided to officially announce my bid for the presidency. I think you'll find my views on the issues to be honest and morally sound.



"Let Us Out of Our Crates in 2008" I believe in equality and will push for comfort reform - a couch for every pug!




The Issues
Gun control: I propose that all guns should be made from flavor infused rawhide.
Foreign pawlicy: I would declare international peace and demand all citizens of the world work together to clean each other's nose rolls and ears.
World Hunger: No dog shall be without premium kibble.
Economy: Print more money. Buy more stuffies.
Same Sex Marriage: Let every dog sniff who they please.
Immigration: Build walls to keep out all felines.