"Let Us Out of Our Crates in 2008" I believe in equality and will push for comfort reform - a couch for every pug!
The Issues
Gun control: I propose that all guns should be made from flavor infused rawhide.
Foreign pawlicy: I would declare international peace and demand all citizens of the world work together to clean each other's nose rolls and ears.
World Hunger: No dog shall be without premium kibble.
Economy: Print more money. Buy more stuffies.
Same Sex Marriage: Let every dog sniff who they please.
Immigration: Build walls to keep out all felines.
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