I apologize for my delay in posting about last week's events. I had to deal with a PR nightmare that came about after an altercation involving Urethra Franklin and myself. Imagine my surprise when I showed up for my inauguration only to see Ms. Franklin wearing MY hat. I did what any self-respecting pug would do, I relieved my self on her Jimmy Choos.
The highlight of the day was the inaugural parade.
The swearing-in ceremony was flawless, as was my QVC special-order bubblegum pink wig.
I thank all those who inked their paws and voted for me. Change is now. Pugspeed.
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