It all started when he came into my massage parlor. This one is a far cry from the one I worked at in Thailand as a young pup. We have different rules here in the States. I wooed him with my dew claw shiatsu. He wooed me with his talk of global warming and his invention of the interwebs.
He just couldn’t resist my womanly charms.
It was a one time fling and I hope Tipper forgives him for his transgressions.