Pug Grillz

Stella here. Due to a my pug friend's recent tooth extraction, I have developed a new line of pug "grillz" (that's what the kids are calling them these days). I thought I would model my newest creation.
I am expecting a huge influx of calls to my 800 number, so please be patient as wait times could be lengthy. Order now and I will throw in a retractable wrinkle shank free of charge. Void where prohibited.

Preparing for the Debate

Hello my fellow Canine Americans. I am sitting in the make-up chair awaiting the start of the first presidential debate. I've been thinking about how historical this election truly is. While I am honored to be a part of this monumental event, I must ask the important question: should I go with the red dress, or the blue?

The Dirty Thirty

Mother turns 30 today. I prepared breakfast in bed for her, a lovely medley of kibble and pre-chewed rawhide. Breakfast was accompanied by the latest issue of the AARP magazine which was greeted with a surly look.

Stella in '08

I've decided to officially announce my bid for the presidency. I think you'll find my views on the issues to be honest and morally sound.



"Let Us Out of Our Crates in 2008" I believe in equality and will push for comfort reform - a couch for every pug!




The Issues
Gun control: I propose that all guns should be made from flavor infused rawhide.
Foreign pawlicy: I would declare international peace and demand all citizens of the world work together to clean each other's nose rolls and ears.
World Hunger: No dog shall be without premium kibble.
Economy: Print more money. Buy more stuffies.
Same Sex Marriage: Let every dog sniff who they please.
Immigration: Build walls to keep out all felines.

Welcome Home

Hi. I'm Stella. I just moved in with my new Mother and I'm so very happy. Mom said the human that I lived with before didn't have enough thyme for me. I didn't understand, I'm ok with plain kibble, no seasoning necessary. I love my new Mother. We play a lot and I give her what she calls an "excessive amount of kisses." Hope you enjoy reading about my adventures!

Pug hugs,
Stella