My fellow canines, you have barked and the country has listened. As President, I will do everything within my power to uphold the promises I have made during this campaign. To re-cap: platform
My first order of business is to build a wall around this fine nation to keep all felines from gaining entry. Except Pugcats, they will be granted clemency.
I appreciate your continued support as I take this next step towards world domination, er, peace.
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